My Wii just attacked my face!
Me and my friend Chris were about to play Wii sports, I put the disc into the Wii and turned it on. It started up without a problem, but shut itself off after the Wii sports title page loaded .I started it up again with the Wii remote but the system just flashed blue, I thought it might need batteries but the light on the remote was on. Next I tried to eject the disc, the blue light stopped flashing but I could hear the disc spinning. By now I’m pissed off and ready to smash the Wii into little tiny bits, I decide to try to unplug it and plug it back in before I take a bat to it. Doesn’t work, the blue light was on and the disc now was making a noise that sounds if maybe the disc could be stuck on something. Almost like a scratching sound, now I’m beyond pissed. I started hitting the top of it thinking that it might budge the disc from whatever it was stuck on, nothing. So I hit it harder, and harder, and now the sound is worse. Now it sounds like a squealing noise. I unplug it again and turn it back on but still, it won’t stop. I grab a knife and push the black lining aside so I can see if I could find the problem, but I can’t see the disc so I started shoving the knife into the Wii. That was a big mistake, it smelled like the disc was burning up and the sound became ear piercing. After jabbing at if for awhile I decide to take another peek, by now I have cut the black lining off as best as I could. I got my face up close to disc slot and pressed eject to see if there was any hope for getting it out. The damn thing came out alright, pay backs a bitch. Kamikaze Wii Sport, almost right between the eyes.
It was bleeding alittle.
Xtube Vs Redtube, FIGHT!
Porn today is one of the most easiest things to come across on the web . I bet once or twice you and some friends have even exchanged your favorite adult sites. I have found what I think to be two of the best free sites on the web, they offer more then your fill of dirty movies . With all the free porn floating around the net I can’t understand how sites that charge for their service still make a profit. Right now I am at the home page of Xtube, a pretty well known porno site. It is 10:00 on a Sunday morning and currently there are over 32,000 people getting in their daily porn before heading off to Sunday school.
What I remember from Xtube the last time I visited the site was you didn’t need a username to view or search the archives, now they have my email. Something cool about singing up for xtube is that when you do you get a free, that’s right FREE 5$ coupon that you can use towards the purchase of any DVD Stream in the DVD Channels. Now that I’m a member of the Xtube community, I have found out it was all a waste of time, typing my email , thinking of a user name, and the porno bucks…. Delete my email from you data base , I really don’t want to be checking my email out one day in front of my girl friend and have a Xtube email pop up reminding me Jane doe just posted a video of herself shacking her cottage cheese ass. One of the only things I like about the site is you can sale your homemade videos, that has to be the best feature about Xtube. Another site
I was referred to is called “ Redtube”, No registration needed. I love it already, No email, No user names! All you have to do is type and video title and select the file you want to post. They couldn’t have made it any less complicated. One thing about Redtube is that it’s not that big of a site yet, so your selection not that great but it has the potential to become a wonderful porn site. A good plus for Redtube is the length of the videos., they can rage from a minute long to twenty minutes.
I think from all the information I have gathered from both or the web sites, I would have to say Redtube would be the site I rename and put under favorites. I don’t want to be a member of a porn site, When did porn become so main stream? Is it ok now a days to post videos of yourself standing in front of the mirror doing the five knuckle shuffle ? It’s just not right …
Texas holdem
The game is Texas holdem, You get two cards and you then make the best hand out of the five community cards that are on the flop, turn, and river.Now, if you don't know the different types of hands here a run threw.
A Straight Flush consists of 5 cards in numerical sequence, all of the same suit. The higher straight flush wins. AKQJT is the highest straight flush, and is also called a royal flush. 5432A is the lowest straight flush.
A full house is 3- of-a-kind and a pair.The higher 3-of-a-kind wins.If two players have the same 3-of-a-kind ( using community cards), the highest pair wins.
A flush consists of five cards of the same suit. The higher flush wins.
A Straight consists of five cards in numerical order. The higher straight wins
Then you have your pairs and two pairs, if nobody has ad least a pair the highest card wins.
Now don't get me wrong playing in person is fun, if you have a good game face.Bluffing and bluff strategy is one of the hardest but most fundamental parts of poker, so work on your acting. To be successful you need good poker sense, and alot of guts to pull it off. The time of you bluff is everything, fold a few hand to get the idea of how the other players react to thier cards. See if they hesitate with calling bets, reading the player is another big part of poker.Read the person not the cards.
If acting isn't your thing, try onlone poker.Now if you get the hand that you need you can celebrate as much as you want, jump up and down when you get the flush on the flop.Bluffing is still a big part of online poker but don't bluff blindly, always wait for the flop.Check as much as you can and fold when you don't have to post blinds, never give money away for free.You are now playing the best cards you have so don't waste money chassing a dream unless your feeling lucky that hand. Also, read the cards on the table but pay attention on just one card, see if the other player are working flush draws and straights.Be smart when playing online poker, if your not making the cards, move tables. Your luck might change.If your looking for a good online site to play poker try full tilt, you can practice with play money or try your luck with some real cash.
Whats the best lure to use bass fishing?
I'm sorry worm not lure, before I found out how well worms produced I was hooked on crank baits. I love to throw and go but I have found out many times over that hitting a spot one time and moving on didn't cut it.Now, working a worm in one area at a time, thats the way to go.I have pulled more fish on a Texas Rig then any other lure I have tried.
Some good worm colors to use would be Watermelon, Pumpkinseed, Junebug, and Red shad. Powerbait, FX, Berkely, and zoom are some good plastic brand worms that can get you started.Just remember that you are in total control of your worm, so try and imagen the action of it as you jump it threw the water.
What is HTML and how does it work?
In order to make Web pages<,you create files written in the Hyper Text Markup Language (HTML for short) and place them on a Web server.Once you've put your file on a Web server, any browser can retrieve your Web pages over the Internet.The HTML in your Web page tells the browser everything it needs to know to display your page. A server is just a computer connected to the Internet waiting for request from browsers.Each server stores HTML files,Pictures,sounds and other file types. The server "serves up" Web pages and sends them to the browser, the browser retrieves the page. The Browser then Displays the HTML page on your computer. If you don't exactly know what HTML looks like, here's what you would write.
<html>
<head>
<title> fryblog</title>
<body>
<hi> Welcome to frysblog</h1>
<p>Thank you for checking out my blog
< /p>
</body>
</html>
When the browser reads your HTML, it interprets The tags that surround your text. Tags are just words or characters in angle brackets, Like <head>, <p>,<h1>, and so on.The tags tell the browser about the structure and meaning of your text.
<html>: Tells the browser this is the start of HTML.
<head>: Starts the page"head"
</head>: Ends the "head"
<body>: Start of the body of page.
<h1>: Tells browser that "welcome to.." is a heading.
<p>: Start of a Paragraph.
</p>: End of paragraph.
</body>: End of the body.
</html>: Tells the browser this is the end of the HTML.
If you Have Xp All you need Is Notepad to create HTML, You can also do it on a Mac.
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