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My Wii just attacked my face!

Me and my friend Chris were about to play Wii sports, I put the disc into the Wii and turned it on. It started up without a problem, but shut itself off after the Wii sports title page loaded .I started it up again with the Wii remote but the system just flashed blue, I thought it might need batteries but the light on the remote was on. Next I tried to eject the disc, the blue light stopped flashing but I could hear the disc spinning. By now I’m pissed off and ready to smash the Wii into little tiny bits, I decide to try to unplug it and plug it back in before I take a bat to it. Doesn’t work, the blue light was on and the disc now was making a noise that sounds if maybe the disc could be stuck on something. Almost like a scratching sound, now I’m beyond pissed. I started hitting the top of it thinking that it might budge the disc from whatever it was stuck on, nothing. So I hit it harder, and harder, and now the sound is worse. Now it sounds like a squealing noise. I unplug it again and turn it back on but still, it won’t stop. I grab a knife and push the black lining aside so I can see if I could find the problem, but I can’t see the disc so I started shoving the knife into the Wii. That was a big mistake, it smelled like the disc was burning up and the sound became ear piercing. After jabbing at if for awhile I decide to take another peek, by now I have cut the black lining off as best as I could. I got my face up close to disc slot and pressed eject to see if there was any hope for getting it out. The damn thing came out alright, pay backs a bitch. Kamikaze Wii Sport, almost right between the eyes.

It was bleeding alittle.

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Great story
 
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